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A s for age:
32…..akhirnya, nyampe juga gw umur 32, dimana
kata orang, karir sedang menanjak-nanjaknya
(KATA SIAPE TUH, MONYONG!!!!!)
B is for beer of choice:
Pitcher-an…minumnya bareng, tapi yg bayar sebelah
gue…
C is for career right now:
[C] spasi [D] alias CAPE DEH!!
D is for your dog’s name:
Purnomo….(eh buset, nama anjing ape tukang jait
tuh!)
E is for essential item you use everyday:
Wah…barang gue itu2 aja kok….tiap hari jg gue
pake!
F is for favorite TV show at the moment:
Yg banyak paha nya…
G is for favorite game:
Tetris (HA??? TETRIS???)
H is for Home town:
Finland….(biasa dong akh!! gak usah protes!)
I is for instruments you play:
Kentongan Re-Mix, & Kencrengan Extended Version
J is for favorite juice:
Yang under goceng…(buahnya dikit, aer nya dibanyakin)
K is for whose butt you’d like to kick:
Theo Kampung….abis orangnya kampung sih, dakian, tapi sok kece…dakian sih gak papa, tapi sok kece nya itu loh!!!
L is for last place you ate:
Abuba….bah, udah gak enak…gak ada re-fund,
gak ada complimentary, susah ditelen pula!
M is for marriage:
Ha?
Apa?
Maksud loe?
MAKSUD LOAAAHH??!?!?!
AYO JAWAB, APA MAKSUD LOAH!!!!
N is for next trip you will be taking
Paling ke kota cari spare part…bosen gw ke
Singapur mulu…(WHAADDZZIIGG!!)
O is for overnight hospital stays:
Pengen sih, katanya suster2 di Rmh Sakit Pdk Indah pada jago ngesot
P is for people you were with today:
Wah….rata-rata cewe-cewe….biasaaaa…pada
mau curhat (Curhat mulu, tapi gw kagak dijadiin,
sial!)
Q is for quote:
"Arus mudik kali ini terbilang padat, dan
nampaknya di jalur pantura perlu diperhatikan
terutama kendaraan roda dua" (DLLAJR Kawasan
Nagrek)
R is for Biggest Regret:
Waktu nego gaji…
S is for status:
Belum ada perubahan yg relevan dan signifikan…dan belum ada titik terang…semuanya serba gelap……gelap……..it’s dark…
T is for time you woke up today:
Subuh tadi…..jam 11.00
U is for the color of your umbrella:
segala payung aja ditanyain!! Gak ada deh minjem-
minjem…BELI SENDIRI SANA!!!
V is for vegetable you love:
Sawi…sering nongol di mi pangsit gue…
W is for worst habit:
ngantor tiap hari…
X is for x-rays you’ve had:
X rays atau X rated??? BABEWATCH…(weiiitttss,
sangaaarr)….saingannya BAYWATCH…tapi gak
ada berenangnya, pokoke adegan pertama cuman
bisik-bisik, hah-hoh-hah-hoh, banting-banting,
selepat-selepet, tau2 bubar…(eh, ini ngomongin X-
Rays atau X-Rated?!)
Y is for yummy food you ate today:
Sirloin….kangen gw ama kampung halaman…
Z is for zodiac sign:
Kepiting Saos Padang
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